Hey, I finally got a Blog(TM)! As I like to say, better late than never. I also say last one is a rotten egg but let's not go into semantics.

So why am I starting to blog as of late? First of all, I thought it would be neat to have an archived record of my thoughts to reflect on in the future. A person with no sense of the past cannot subscribe to the future no? I guess that's why I don't have a cellphone yet :bleh: That and holding something that's knocking a few DNA strands out of order beside my head turns me off. Secondly, I just felt like it. Maybe it's because it's hot and humid and I'm sleepless at 1:10AM (edit: 1:18 and counting) with nothing to do. Or is it because I contracted melanchollia because my plan of manipulating my friend Dan to introduce me to some of his lady friends failed. Whatever the reason, it is with great aplomb (it's a word, I looked it up) that I announce that I, Brian, now has a Blog(TM).