Avast! September 19th 'tis officially Talk Like A Pirate Day lad! C'mon ye scurvy dogs, talk piratey and drink some grog!
GROG!!! GROG!!! GROG!!!


Warning, grog contains one or more of the following:

- kerosene
- propylene glycol
- sulphuric acid
- artificial sweeteners
- red dye no.2
- rum
- acetone
- battery acid
- scumm
- axle grease
- and/or pepperoni.