ROFL instructions

As there is some confusion as to how 'ROFL' is executed, I would like to refer you to this handy instructional card that you can print out to refer to quickly. I suggest you laminate it on good quality bond paper to ensure it's always available when you need it.


The instructional card can be sized to fit your needs. For instance, a poster size version can be conveniently affixed to the wall beside your computer where the chances of performing 'ROFL' is most common.

A wallet size version of the instructional card can also be very handy when you are on the go. For example, you are at a local bar and an attractive lady strikes up a conversation with you. You have a couple drinks with her and get to know her better when she suddenly says something very funny and you have to respond appropriately with the 'ROFL' manoeuvre. Simply open your wallet and repeat the instructions on the card to guarantee the evening continues succesfully.

You can avoid a socially ackward situation by having an instructional card ready to perform 'ROFL' quickly and correctly.